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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:23
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How can I get a girlfriend? I am 26.
Minds and Behinds
No way
Next, they tried...
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Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
Satellite Footage Captures Mysterious Structure That Looks Like Human Lips - Indian Defence Review
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Disney to pay almost $439 million to take full control of streaming service Hulu - AP News
Then came..
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What is the best eye cream for your dark circles?
Still no good.
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Why are white women so overly emotional?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
These glowing axolotls may hold the secret to human limb regeneration - The Washington Post
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So, the docs changed it to read
Colts will induct Jim Irsay into their Ring of Honor in Week One - NBC Sports
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
The Apartment Glut Is Ending and Demand Is Rising. Rents Are Headed Up, Too. - Barron's
No, not a chance
So they tried
Just Forget it!